Month: Jun 2021

Preposterously Reverend Lord Professor Bishop Baron Lord Richard Harries, Baron Pentregarth, Gresham Professor of Divinity, Baron, Bishop, Professor, Lord…

Scotland face England tonight. While I’m Welsh and British, I am also, far more importantly, Christian.

You see Christians have a higher loyalty. Our minds are set on higher things. It’s just one of the ways that we’re so much better than everyone else. Naturally, if anyone attacks this wonderful, higher level of elevated thinking, we band together to protect our invisible magic friend club.

There have even been people, whose minds were not sufficiently elevated, who consider the Church responsible for covering up offences against children. You must simply learn to accept our moral superiority and leadership.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1WKQGSAiDVX8e3KIJbSZcyzsetrOCA4qC/view?usp=sharing

Rev Lucy Winkett, Rector of St James Piccadilly, handy for Fortnum and Mason

What should Joe Biden and Vladimir Putin do? Let’s ask Jesus.

Jesus always treated everyone nicely when leading international conferences between nuclear powers. His reflections on economic theory form the foundations of both free market and command economies to this day. He was always nice to everybody. This was appreciated so much that they crucified him for it.

Joe Biden should not, I repeat NOT, kick Vladimir Putin in the shins and make disparaging comments about his mother. He should smile and be as nicely nice to him as possible. That’s what Jesus would do.

The lesson is that we should be nicely nice to each other to make things nicier in the world.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/13sg2pAQYpoIlrSqlIWOp6lltEwyesZBL/view?usp=sharing