Rev John Bell of the Iona Community

The naughtiness of the ex-Health Secretary is similar to the fictional story of David in the Big Book of Magic Stuff. David sends his lover’s husband to certain death and the Invisible Magic Friend is not pleased. This tells us that being an immoral, evil, selfish hypocrite is a BAD thing, which we probably wouldn’t have known otherwise.

As punishment, the Invisible Magic Friend killed David’s baby but let him stay king.