And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, Happy Ascension Day everybody! This is the day where Jesus went up into the sky on a cloud and is now well on his way to a nearby star system, although he is also everywhere.
I would love to have included a relevant news story today, but strangely there didn’t seem to be a single one that was in any way relevant to Jesus going up into the sky on a cloud.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1cYr1MTfxIedtFvbRMX8SZ9Il36czVJrG/view?usp=sharing
And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, Happy End of Ramadan everyone! It’s different this year because of the Invisible Magic Friend’s Holy Virus. During Ramadan, we Muslims are even holier than usual.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1X2EiKQUIxp_-hC9rBp8vKIABlc9X7BuB/view?usp=sharing
A baby born to a woman in a coma who was suffering from the Invisible Magic Friend’s Holy Virus. A Whale trapped in the Thames. These are just some of the stories in the news.
Isn’t The Pope just fantastic!
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1tszgQb-SfoybWF8ojkrHmFbF-GRtdcwC/view?usp=sharing
Some woman thinks she’s been abducted by aliens 52 times. I mean, phew, what a loony.
Seriously though, the earth was created by my Invisible Magic Friend, and he wants us all to see how beautiful it looks from space.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1vANwYIMeroHZKeHDbdaWjSwrPftY8k55/view?usp=sharing
Recycle and save the planet. The Big Book of Magic Stuff says so. Local elections (I’m required to mention a news story).
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1PvMXr6Cl_EnP5j6EN1nBycq7xCDBCCjD/view?usp=sharing
