And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, happy Holy Saturday, where nothing happens, day! It’s just so exciting, I wonder what happens?
There’s a lot of knife crime in London. By a remarkable coincidence, it just happens to be Good Friday today, when Jesus temporarily sacrificed himself to himself to save us from himself. Since that happened we’ve all been saved, which makes all the current knife crime really puzzling.
The Prodigal Son, is exactly the same as children being forced to join ISIS, apart from all the obvious differences.
This, in turn, is the same as Jesus temporarily dying, apart from all the obvious differences.
My point is clear.
There’s a Big Jewish Festival coming up. Happy nearly Egyptian Genocide day! This tells you all you need to know about pyramids, skyscrapers and Notre Dame.