The Epic of Gilgamesh is to be returned to Iraq. But the Epic of Gilgamesh is rubbish. What you really want is my Big Book of Magic Stuff.
The Olympic swimmers are doing well.
Black swimmers have been denied an alternative swimming cap.
My daughter wants to relax her hair to adopt European hairstyles.
The Big Book of Magic Stuff says all hairstyles are good.
Water is a gift from the Invisible Magic Friend. Although sometimes he gives us too much and sometimes not enough.
[Ed. Sorry, I just can’t be bothered listening to this drivel.]