Has anyone mentioned that Prince Philip is dead? Oh the terrible, terrible grief, the despair that we all feel. Every single person in the country is plunged into mourning. How will the nation cope without Prince Philip?
This is exactly the same as Ramadan, which coincidentally is just about to start. What were the chances of that, eh?
Wasn’t His Royal Highness, The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, Earl of Merioneth and Baron Greenwich, (formerly Philip Mountbatten, formerly Prince Philip Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg of Greece) just fantastic! Just like Jesus. He had almost as many titles as me.
I recently buried a Holocaust survivor. Which brings me to how much pornography there is on the internet. I found loads and it was terrible. All you have to do is search for the 10 best pornography sites.