I’ve just been to Kiev, where my wisdom on all matters from science to religion were eagerly sought. Ukraine is in the news at the moment, but mainly I want to speak about me. Me and Jesus.
As a celebrity Christian writer, I was horrified to learn that spyware was installed on my WhatsApp app. The Internet is like my Invisible Magic Friend – it sees everything. Except my Invisible Magic Friend is good whereas the Internet is bad, so I should stop talking to the Internet.
No, that can’t be right, wait a minute… Anyway, look out for the next exciting Big News from a Faith Perspective with everybody’s favourite celebrity Christian writer.