Rev Lucy Winkett, Rector of St James Piccadilly, handy for Fortnum and Mason

We people of faith are not naturally proud. We’re naturally humble, quiet, meek and shy with our opinions. You won’t find us shouting about how absolutely brilliant our Invisible Magic Friend is and how brilliant we are for worshipping him correctly. They have to drag me, kicking and screaming, into the limousine to take me to the BBC studios for TFTD.

But if you’re black or gay, don’t worry. It’s OK for you to be proud. You can trust me on this as we people of faith are invariably right, in our quiet, humble, meek sort of way.