Being in a garden is good for you, science proves it. The Big Book of Magic Stuff says so too, so science has proved that the Big Book of Magic Stuff is correct in every single detail. This is a spiritual thing.
And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, music. Specifically religious music. There was no music during the time of the Invisible Magic Friend’s Holy Virus, which, thanks entirely to the heroic efforts of Boris the Great, is now entirely gone.
Music is played on loop in heaven. For eternity, we will be able to sit back, relax, and enjoy unending gangsta rap, hip hop, punk rock and heavy metal, to the accompaniment of lute, flute and harp.
And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, I’ve been to the rubbish tip. I’ve been getting rid of all the useless rubbish that’s way past its time and serves no useful purpose whatsoever. It’s all just idle clutter that gets in the way.
This is exactly like Jesus.