Fearsomely Reverend James Jones, ex-Lord Bishop of Liverpool and Bishop of Prisons

When we see how rubbish France is, we can only be grateful that we have the Queen. Thanks to the Queen, and unlike France, this country has never been so united.

Jesus was a Queen too and look how brilliant he was.

The French president needs to learn to be humble, like us. We are absolutely world beating when it comes to being humble.