And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, music. Specifically religious music. There was no music during the time of the Invisible Magic Friend’s Holy Virus, which, thanks entirely to the heroic efforts of Boris the Great, is now entirely gone.
Music is played on loop in heaven. For eternity, we will be able to sit back, relax, and enjoy unending gangsta rap, hip hop, punk rock and heavy metal, to the accompaniment of lute, flute and harp.