And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, Thomas doubted that the temporarily visible third of the Invisible Magic Friend was only temporarily dead and was now resurrected and would soon be ready to launch himself skywards. What a rotter. We all believe that without question, making us better that Thomas.
Which brings me to England beating Germany. Yes, England beating Germany is exactly the same as the resurrection of Christ. This gave everyone joy and hope, unless they were German. Tonight will give us all joy and hope again, unless we lose.