I was all ready to deliver my happy sermon about how happy Jesus was that England had won. Sadly, I must now deliver my sad sermon, about how sad Jesus is that Italy won. This, despite the Italian players so ostentatiously blessing themselves all over the place. Who do they think they are?
The Invisible Magic Friend, all three of them, are a diverse, polychromatic, trinity, of male and female, gay and straight, black and white. Just like the England football team. Their enemy is the Invisible Magic Baddy, just like Italy.