Scintillatingly Rev and non-female Philip North, Bishop of Burnley and not Bishop of Sheffield

The ports and airports are in chaos. (Whatever you do don’t mention the B word. I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it.) They need to treat this as a pilgrimage. Enjoy the fun of being stuck with three kids in a car for 20 hours.

Rev Dr Michael Banner, Dean and Fellow of Trinity College, Cambridge

The medical profession treats women very poorly. If only they could take the example of Jesus and his twelve male apostles. The Church always wanted to treat women equally but never quite got round to it. So for today’s thought: treat women the way the Church always planned to do.