Dozens of people died in the Channel, trying to create a better life for themselves. The Invisible Magic Friend loved each and every one of them, but not enough to save them.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/128vUaIlMJd42JCZNCequNs2BczkMhNzh/view?usp=sharing
And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, I’m having a baby.
The Big Book of Magic Stuff has a fictional pair of midwives who don’t kill babies. Weren’t they just great.
I can stand childbirth because I’ve got an Invisible Magic Friend.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1YmlQQRxZ8Y8ZPlGGZXZo336xt9TNluWm/view?usp=sharing
The number of children in care is rising.
Jesus was a child once, which just goes to show that children are very important. Good job we Christians were around to explain this to you.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1VhoRymXXSpVhpbOF5v_vHAw-1Jgxtyhi/view?usp=sharing
The highs speed train line from Leeds to Bradford has been cancelled. Please use your alternative car service.
Trains were invented by Jesus, who is also running late.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1j0xfykcDKgJlvl7l8GUJWe2EodmGQ7cf/view?usp=sharing
Platitude of the Day 