Scintillatingly Rev and non-female Philip North, Bishop of Burnley and not Bishop of Sheffield

When I was a boy I wanted to be a lorry driver, but decided to become a bishop instead. It turns out that the country depends on shelf stackers, lorry drivers and nurses, and not bishops after all.

The Invisible Magic Friend provides for all his people. Although he likes to provide rather more for some than for others, and not very much for nurses.