Has anyone mentioned COP26? To save the planet you need to get rid of your car, replace your boiler with a heat pump and solar panels, insulate your home, stop eating meat, stop using plastic and disposable goods, stop taking holidays in faraway places, and generally make lifestyle changes that will reduce your carbon footprint to almost zero.
Nah, only kidding. What you really need to do is become more spiritual. And something about candles blowing in the wind.