The Frankie and Benny Show (Part II, Frankie)

Me and my other infallible half greet you. The environment, the Invisible Magic Friend’s Holy Virus: they’re terrible but spiritual. Scientists agree with my infallible self, so I must be right.

When world leaders get together in Glasgow they need to stop all the bad, bad, bad, bad things happening. They need to start being more caring and ecological, in as non-specific a way as I can think of.

Time to mention dignity and some more spirituality.

Aren’t we popes just fantastic!