Scintillatingly Rev and non-female Philip North, Bishop of Burnley and not Bishop of Sheffield

The murder of Sarah Everard is all the more shocking because of the abuse of trust and power. As a divinely appointed representative of a church that has never abused its trust or its power, I can tell you that the Invisible Magic Friend is very, very angry about this. He’s so angry that he’s sent me to you to tell you how angry he is.