Month: Jul 2021

Very Nearly Rev Jane Manfredi

We Christians recognise that black people are people too, that’s why we eliminated their heathen religions for them. All you non-Christians are probably all a bunch of racists. So it’s a good job you’ve got me, a Christian and very nearly rev, telling you that racism is bad.

You’re welcome.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/152Qm4RSa1769A0a99kN4gOI8LItpjPU2/view?usp=sharing

Fearsomely Reverend James Jones, ex-Lord Bishop of Liverpool and Bishop of Prisons

I was all ready to deliver my happy sermon about how happy Jesus was that England had won. Sadly, I must now deliver my sad sermon, about how sad Jesus is that Italy won. This, despite the Italian players so ostentatiously blessing themselves all over the place. Who do they think they are?

The Invisible Magic Friend, all three of them, are a diverse, polychromatic, trinity, of male and female, gay and straight, black and white. Just like the England football team. Their enemy is the Invisible Magic Baddy, just like Italy.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1k1M7I93zEvYkL07Aj8CvezYKtMUg2OzQ/view?usp=sharing

Pádraig Ó Tuama, poet, theologian and mediator

We’re nearing the end of the Great British Pea Harvest. And what a fantastic week it has been. Everybody’s talking about it.

They have harvests in Ireland too. There people help each other out. This is because of Jesus, who invented helping each other out at harvest time. Before Jesus invented helping each other out at harvest time, there were no communities of farmers and farmers were all very selfish and hated one another.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1V3t6wS4WSy50zDAYI83InW_HRp8maie8/view?usp=sharing