Martin Wroe, Writer, Journalist, and oh yes incidentally, Assistant Vicar of St Luke’s Church, Islington

For 2,000 years Christianity taught that the prosperous and powerful were the Invisible Magic Friend’s gift to mankind. We now know that this was wrong and office cleaners are people too. We came to this conclusion completely independently of secular thought or cultural change. We are therefore in a strong position of moral leadership to lecture you all about universal human dignity.