Scintillatingly Rev and non-female Philip North, Bishop of Burnley and not Bishop of Sheffield

Food is getting more expensive and in short supply. But there is a solution. Come along to your local (preferably C of E, because it’s the real) Church and join in the Eucharist. Free, all you can eat, bread and wine. Not only can you gorge yourself and get drunk, you may, or may not, depending on individual taste, be eating bits of Jesus.

The C of E, once again providing practical solutions to the world’s problems.