Postmasters who were unjustly accused of theft, have been acquitted after decades of prosecution, imprisonment, fines and loss of reputation. To date, no one has been held accountable.

The Invisible Magic Friend says we should seek justice.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1hnOWfxV7Og8CMad3gf6cs-LAodLo9Z4J/view?usp=sharing

There’s been racism in the Church of England. I know, shocking, isn’t it. As your divinely appointed moral leaders, let me just assure you that we, and by “we” I do of course mean “you”, have all been racist, and we must all now try a bit harder from now on.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1XuByut416XuemrRzbLCWg3YtcJdohOGY/view?usp=sharing

Some people, not me, have suggested that we live in a chumocracy. But we all do it, I certainly do, give contracts paid for with taxes in return for donations to party funds.

Some people, not me, have suggested that success should depend on talent. But what if you haven’t got any talent? What if you haven’t got any friends? That’s OK the Invisible Magic Friend still loves you.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1wmbBxwHeJfY6udjze9JL9uLwAkQvkF4J/view?usp=sharing

The European Super League is exactly like salvation: alright for some. But Jesus invented football for everybody. Everybody goes to heaven in the end.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1meuimASGBYvDnkodMRnfTFHpmTVd7lPB/view?usp=sharing

Countless black people have been murdered by racists in the USA and the UK. Every single one of the victims was a Christian who worshipped the one true, Greek, Invisible Magic Friend, and every single one of their murderers wasn’t.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1LVGYVsNzobZnFXrMd7ghObq5rzI-spjF/view?usp=sharing