And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, I went for a walk with a friend and talked to him. Yes, I know what you’re thinking. This is exactly like the temporarily visible third of the Invisible Magic Friend going for a walk after he got up after being temporarily sacrificed to himself to save us from what he was going to do to us.
You can be sure that that happened because I’m telling you it did, and I’m a writer, celebrity and Christian who thinks really deep thoughts about life and invisible magic stuff.
Social media allows online bullies to remain anonymous. Their victims are exactly like Jesus during Holy Week. Has anyone mentioned Holy Week yet?
And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, Holy Week, Dante’s Divine Comedy about Holy Week, and the Invisible Magic Friend’s Holy Virus, which is just like Dante’s Divine Comedy about Holy Week. What a fantastic coincidence that all this is in the news just as we start Holy Week.
But in the list of insane things that have happened over the last five years, this stands out as insaner than most.
Nigel Farage appointed to advisory board of green finance firm
As inappropriate appointees for jobs go, this surely ranks with Tony Blair as Middle East Peace Envoy, or Boris Johnson as Foreign Secretary.
And while I’m having a rant, what about this. British expats in Spain are having to return home due to Brexit.
“returning expat Shaun Cromber voted Leave but said he did not believe Brexit would end his Spanish lifestyle. He said: “Yes I voted out, but I didn’t realise it would come to this.” ‘
Seriously? These people actually exist? I thought it was a caricature made up by remainers. A person whose lifestyle depends on freedom of movement within the EU actually voted to lose that freedom and now he’s surprised at the consequences? Honestly “stupid” doesn’t do justice to this. They haven’t invented a word for whatever this is.
There, I feel better now.
And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, the official policy of the Catholic Church is to persecute the Gays. This is despite Pope Frankie wearing his campest possible outfits and being absolutely fantastic about the Gays.