Rev Dr Sam Wells, Vicar of St Martin-in-the-Fields

We all like to be part of the in crowd, to be one of the cool kids. The same happens in government. It’s how the PM got to where he is today. But the Invisible Magic Friend isn’t like that. It doesn’t matter how much you flatter and praise him. You can spend all your life on your knees saying how wonderful he is. He’ll still ignore you.