Preposterously Reverend Lord Professor Bishop Baron Lord Richard Harries, Baron Pentregarth, Gresham Professor of Divinity, Baron, Bishop, Professor, Lord…

Truth is SO important. The Temporarily Visible Third of the Invisible Magic Friend, who was born of a virgin, turned water into wine, died and rose from the dead, before going up into the sky on a cloud, says so.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1jwby0pVKLAeCS8NUq9cOUDebZtp-wLnl/view?usp=sharing

The Chief Rabbi Ephraim Mirvis

I want to talk to you this morning about the bravery of President Zelensky and Marina Ovsyannikova.

By an absolutely extraordinary coincidence, there’s a Big Jewish festival coming up. Happy Purim everybody! Queen Esther did what President Zelensky and Marina Ovsyannikova did. This tells us that Queen Esther did what President Zelensky and Marina Ovsyannikova did. Isn’t that just amazing!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1gHoC2HU_Mn_Xm8jBcXHcIQ0uN-Tg0CA0/view?usp=sharing

I Went to the Dentist Yesterday

Once the dentist had finished with her customary “Tell me if this hurts” bit, I got up and went to reception. Before leaving she gave me the following.

1) A bill.

2) A small “free” tube of colgate.

3) This:

I’m not sure what to make of a dentist who gives me a choice between heaven and hell. Some might say that sitting in a dentist’s chair is proof enough of the existence of hell and no further literature on the subject is needed.