I Went to the Dentist Yesterday

Once the dentist had finished with her customary “Tell me if this hurts” bit, I got up and went to reception. Before leaving she gave me the following.

1) A bill.

2) A small “free” tube of colgate.

3) This:

I’m not sure what to make of a dentist who gives me a choice between heaven and hell. Some might say that sitting in a dentist’s chair is proof enough of the existence of hell and no further literature on the subject is needed.