Incomprehensibly Reverend Guli Francis-Dehqani, Bishop of Loughborough

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, happy day after the feast of the three wise magicians, who wisely followed a star to wisely find the new born visible third of the Invisible Magic Friend so that they could wisely worship him. They were just so wise.

They would have been from the east of somewhere if they had existed.