And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, knife crime. Which brings me on to the Invisible Magic Friend, but more importantly, me.

Jesus has been born, Hurrah! Therefore we Christians invented climate change activism.

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, Happy “Massacre of the Innocents by King Herod” Day!

People keep going on about the Catholic Church abusing children, covering it up, failing to cooperate with the authorities, trying to protect our position and failing to compensate or empathise with victims. Well we’ve said we’re sorry and will continue to say we’re sorry. We’ve done absolutely everything possible in the saying we’re sorry department.

But you lot are worse, much worse. You latter day King Herod’s allow the murder of innocent unborn babies. As an allegedly celibate elderly man, I can’t think of anyone better qualified to tell women when they should have children.

Enjoy King Herod’s day, baby murderers.

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, Happy St. John the Apostle Day!

Therefore love, friendship, justice and community are so important. Good job we had St John the Apostle, eh.

As someone who has struggled with the conflict between her sexuality and her faith, I have come to the conclusion that most sects in Christianity, various bits of the Big Book of Magic Stuff, and centuries of Christian tradition are slightly wrong.

The rest of it is definitely correct though.