The Sikh Big Book of Magic Stuff is a human being that must be placed on a throne during the day and put comfortably to bed at night.

And we demand that everyone treats our Big Book of Magic Stuff in the same crazy way we do.

We all, and by “we” I do of course mean “you”, hold some inanimate objects sacred that must be treated as if they were exalted beings.

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, neighbours. The Big Book of Magic Stuff mentions neighbours, which just goes to show how very relevant Christianity is today.

The End.

I’m on the Great Places housing commission you know, a great commission, filled with knowledgeable people and myself.

Wherever there are great communities you’ll find lot’s of knowledgeable people, and a vicar.

I’ve also been to South Africa on a CofE sponsored holiday visit to check on our mining investments and to ensure that all our miners are happy, jolly people, enjoying all the diamonds that they share. The CofE would never invest in anything bad, which is why we de-invested in slavery as soon as we were properly compensated.

Both of these things, that were done by me, are tangentially linked with the Whaley Bridge dam.

Beard theology, unlike all other forms of theology, is clearly ridiculous.