It’s another week in politics, which brings me neatly to my amateur photography and Noah’s ark.

Noah’s ark is a children’s story, where the Invisible Magic Friend loses it, and in a psychopathic, murderous rage kills nearly every one and every thing on the planet before inventing rainbows. (Before that, the dispersion of light in water droplets into its constituent colours didn’t happen.)

Scientists have discovered that some things on the internet are not true. That’s right, there are people out there who are just making things up.

Fortunately, this can’t happen in Hinduism. As a highly sceptical religion we rigorously test all alleged spiritual truths against the pronouncements of saints, gurus and scripture. You won’t find faker con-men thriving in Hinduism.

Polite debate should always be encouraged, except on Thought for the Day.

Also, there’s a Big Jewish Festival coming up. Happy Birthday universe! On this day, several thousand years ago, the Invisible Magic Friend created everything. This is also not open to debate.

Class is no longer important. Almost anyone from Eton, or even some of the provincial public schools, can be Prime Minister these days.

But Jesus doesn’t care what public school you went to. I can say this authoritatively as I spoke to him this morning and he assured me that you’ll all burn in the same hell if you don’t worship him.

The unanimous verdict of the supreme court is exactly the same as all the Sikh gurus gave throughout their various lifetimes.

This just goes to show how right and amazing Sikhism is, provided you agree with the verdict.