I’m on the Great Places housing commission you know, a great commission, filled with knowledgeable people and myself.

Wherever there are great communities you’ll find lot’s of knowledgeable people, and a vicar.

I’ve also been to South Africa on a CofE sponsored holiday visit to check on our mining investments and to ensure that all our miners are happy, jolly people, enjoying all the diamonds that they share. The CofE would never invest in anything bad, which is why we de-invested in slavery as soon as we were properly compensated.

Both of these things, that were done by me, are tangentially linked with the Whaley Bridge dam.