Scintillatingly Rev and non-female Philip North, Bishop of Burnley and not Bishop of Sheffield

We’re all recovering from the excitement of the women’s football final. Which brings me to Christianity, which invented women’s football. We, and by we I mean us, won because we sang the magnificat at the Lambeth conference. I can’t think of anyone better qualified to lecture you on oppressed people’s rights than me and the Church of England.