And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, happy feast of St. Lucy everybody! Isn’t darkness just brilliant.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1lMyPUfs3jugxaRqdFeSnNefAZsMDNtiS/view?usp=sharing

The Invisible Magic Friend has sent us his only Omicron virus just in time for Christmas. How transmissible is it? Will it evade the vaccines? How lethal is it? Will we be unable to comfort dying relatives again? Will there be more panic buying and food shortages? Will education and the economy be damaged even further?

But the really big question, will school nativity plays still go ahead? This is the one we all need an answer to. If children don’t get to act out a part in the imaginary birth of Jesus they might be irreparably damaged and some of them might not even believe that it’s real. Think about that.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/11HLwK9BBSsk8hoay90OQlz7EkGJjbk6S/view?usp=sharing

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, my energy bill is now ridiculously high. Well I’ve had enough, I’m switching to Jesus Power. Jesus won’t go bust, or put me on hold for half an hour, or suddenly switch the lights out, or charge me exorbitant sums of money. Jesus won’t do any of those things.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/11r3N9TtgQ4lcpV85J5U4QbfGYWSfhenn/view?usp=sharing

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1lL7nTK-20pEu8D6iQkirGyoo4fIbdYz2/view?usp=sharing

Hello. I’d just like to use the brutalisation and murder of a little boy as a feeble excuse to promote my particular fantasy. This is called being moral.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1sEzZRPDIzi7wR-Yc2iZWMVyT57Ey030n/view?usp=sharing