Dr Francis Collins, former director of the National Institutes of Health and Serious Christian

Science can’t answer everything. Therefore Jesus was the temporarily visible third of the Invisible Magic Friend.

We prayed to the Invisible Magic Friend to send us a vaccine for the Invisible Magic Friend’s Holy Virus and, praise be, he sent us not just one, but several. Isn’t he just brilliant!

You see, the Invisible Magic Friend gets people to do all his good work for him, thus cleverly making it look as if he doesn’t exist. Cunning eh?