The Stay European campaign has an excellent idea of entering “European” as an identity in the upcoming census. Something that I’ll be doing. This is perfectly legal as it is a question about self identification, not legal status.

https://www.stayeuropean.org/census/

And for anyone wondering when I’m going to give up moaning about Brexit, the answer is never. Anti-Europeans have moaned for the last 50 years. It’s my turn now.

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, the archbishops and myself have discovered that not everyone lives in bishops’ palaces. This is shocking. The poor, cramped conditions that many have to live in, are fertile grounds for the Invisible Magic Friend’s holy virus.

That’s why the Church of England, one of the largest landowners in the country, has decided that we must imagine a better future.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1IJxwGSp8erk9RpUh6JkZEiydKr_dXkM4/view?usp=sharing

Christians can be born again. It’s just like the vaccine against the Invisible Magic Friend’s Holy Virus. But not everyone has access to the vaccine against the Invisible Magic Friend’s Holy Virus.

Although the Invisible Magic Friend has given us the vaccine against the Invisible Magic Friend’s Holy Virus, he hasn’t given us enough of it. This is your fault. We Christians believe that everyone in the world should be vaccinated NOW.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/13e7rX_nqfh3RaIYDHsQBoeAN6HP6EozM/view?usp=sharing

Now that the virus has been fixed, it’s time to fix all of the world’s other problems. The solution is mindfulness.

You’re welcome.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1jXoyM62fX-n_v22XulESESfNVbNOMZZ_/view?usp=sharing

Freedom of speech is in the news. Christianity is, and has always been, the leading champion of freedom of speech. There are words in the Big Book of Magic Stuff. Yes, words are THAT important.

This is all very scientific.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1gPWCe20Ezgu0H7Jxd9CNHI44QD13krGj/view?usp=sharing