Martin Wroe, Writer, Journalist, and oh yes incidentally, Assistant Vicar of St Luke’s Church, Islington

Christians can be born again. It’s just like the vaccine against the Invisible Magic Friend’s Holy Virus. But not everyone has access to the vaccine against the Invisible Magic Friend’s Holy Virus.

Although the Invisible Magic Friend has given us the vaccine against the Invisible Magic Friend’s Holy Virus, he hasn’t given us enough of it. This is your fault. We Christians believe that everyone in the world should be vaccinated NOW.

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