Rev Lucy Winkett, Rector of St James Piccadilly, handy for Fortnum and Mason

The Prime Minister is very ill. Which is exactly like Holy Week. I wasn’t going to mention Holy Week, but Holy Week is just so relevant to what’s going on. I bet everyone’s talking about Holy Week.

Normally we have to pretend to grieve during Holy Week. But for Holy Week this year thousands of extra families really are grieving during Holy Week. It just adds that extra bit of authenticity to this year’s Holy Week, making it an even better Holy Week even than most other Holy Weeks.

I better not sound too enthusiastic about Holy Week and how important Holy Week is. That’s why I’m delivering it in this slow, sombre voice, which is very appropriate for Holy Week.