Incomprehensibly Revd Nicholas Baines, Bishop of Leeds, West Yorkshire, the Dales and any other bits that can’t afford their own bishop any more

Doris Day is dead. She sang the song “Que sera, sera.” That is really all there is to be said about Doris Day. This song is wrong. I cannot emphasise this enough. Do not base your philosophy of life on the lyrics of a song sung by the late Doris Day. The correct philosophy of life is Christianity.

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