Great Uncle Dr Lord Indarjit Singh JP, CBE, Baron Wimbledon, Director of the Network of Sikh Organisations

Christians get persecuted a lot, but we Sikhs get persecuted just as much as they do.

This persecution takes place at the hands of religions that don’t understand their religion properly. Their leaders haven’t attended anywhere near enough inter-faith buffets, with those nice little cucumber sandwiches, cut into triangles and with the crusts removed.

As a member of a persecuted religious minority, I am very much in favour of tolerance and freedom of religion. Just you wait ’till we’re in charge.