The Prodigal Son, is exactly the same as children being forced to join ISIS, apart from all the obvious differences.
This, in turn, is the same as Jesus temporarily dying, apart from all the obvious differences.
My point is clear.
Month: Apr 2019
The Chief Rabbi Ephraim Mirvis
There’s a Big Jewish Festival coming up. Happy nearly Egyptian Genocide day! This tells you all you need to know about pyramids, skyscrapers and Notre Dame.
Rev Lucy Winkett, Rector of St James Piccadilly, handy for Fortnum and Mason
We usually ignore the news here on Thought For The Day, but this is different, a historic Church is burning. The Invisible Magic Friend, who obviously can’t do anything about it and had nothing to do with it starting, will be terribly upset, especially during Holy Week.
Extravagantly Reverend James Jones, ex-Lord Bishop of Liverpool and Bishop of Prisons
And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, today is the anniversary of something terrible that was actually real.
Which reminds me of Easter. Like all of you, I’m terribly upset that Jesus died, but…
SPOILER ALERT
…he only dies temporarily! (Shhh… don’t tell anyone.)
Rev Dr Rob Marshall, Priest at St John the Evangelist, Welwyn Garden City
And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, Saint Helena brought the steps of Pontius Pilate to Rome so that you can now ascend them on your knees. Isn’t being a Christian just great!
Platitude of the Day 