Jesus wept.

https://mega.nz/file/1rcz2BqD#7qek_0diHYhxOPMLsXq18la-B8rckq6xo40-FI8NpNg

Alexei Navalny’s mother was unable to visit her son’s body. This is exactly the same as Mary and Jesus, who’s son was really the Temporarily Visible Third of the Invisible Magic Friend, and had secretly risen from the dead. So I’m going to forget all about my perfunctory mention of a real dead person and talk to you instead about how brilliant Jesus and Christianity is.

Well, you complained when we didn’t mention the news. Now you complain when we do. There’s just no pleasing some people.

https://mega.nz/file/c3FTiKoB#MznV5cc9zFBuA91FR-5vBpk85r2fa3NJuSEyHryjqyM

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, the BAFTAs. They all look so young, while I’m getting older. The Big Book of Magic Stuff has old people.

https://mega.nz/file/hu9BgRhR#bOj02ciQ6dwrJNqa_9BFzig88Xu5Xd8lVIi558AFHMo

Mobile phones are distracting and promote escapism. We need to spend more time understanding reality. Which brings me to Jesus.

https://mega.nz/file/AqkmARjJ#_cwqtgW7EPOa4k0kPSkzCV_gjgfZXnJrofMqj0u5QNA

Alexei Navalny was a courageous and outspoken critic of Vladimir Putin. Navalny was a former atheist who discovered that Christianity was the correct belief. All Christians can therefore share in the credit for his achievement. It was his Christianity that gave him the courage and wisdom to stand up to Putin, a former atheist who discovered that Christianity was the correct belief.

https://mega.nz/file/Fz8BUBgC#gyTZKTHX9yFVfrv9HcSZZavZgxFWZ3Jxk2h1vUc9Z7o