Month: Mar 2023

Jasvir Singh, Chair of the City Sikhs Network, Co-chair of Faiths Forum 4 London

Presidents Trump and Putin might both be arrested. This is the age of corruption foretold by the scriptures. This age will last 432,000 years. But there is a solution. Just close your eyes, click your heals together three times, and say “I DO believe in the Invisible Magic Friend.” Just like Presidents Trump and Putin do.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Z8-bgKdgh1CRjZUlm23KcxFIUMHwanJy/view?usp=sharing

Rev Dr Rob Marshall, Priest at St John the Evangelist, Welwyn Garden City

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, there’s a Big Christian Festival coming up. Happy nearly Mother’s Day everybody! Unless you don’t have a mother or don’t like her. In which case, Jesus loves you!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Bhkm4cjqTzTlaqSKaKBsinWq4GIMrP3g/view?usp=sharing

Preposterously Reverend Lord Professor Bishop Baron Lord Richard Harries, Baron Pentregarth, Gresham Professor of Divinity, Baron, Bishop, Professor, Lord…

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, the banking crisis. Yes, that’s right, I’m actually going to talk about the news. I will explain, in great detail, how theology impacts the effects of interest rates on government bond prices. You will see how invisible magic stuff makes clear why banks are being forced to sell assets at a loss. And from the perspective of the Apostolic Succession you will finally understand what has caused a run on several U.S. banks.

Or alternatively, Banking depends on trust.
Trust features in many made up stories.
Jesus trusted Judas, who betrayed him. Although this is not a made up story, so made up stories are not relevant to this at all.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1YwYwgEvfAzFwrLjOa81-tyRl5Dp8FHwP/view?usp=sharing

Tina Beattie, Professor of being Catholic

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, isn’t The Pope just fantastic? He’s totally transformed the Catholic Church. You wouldn’t recognise it compared to all the previous, rubbish, popes. The Catholic Church makes real progress. Unlike science which just causes more and more problems. Science even makes people like me live longer, and look at all the problems that’s causing.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/106dWpXymEYdZ-hC0meoiT4fgOix8lQgi/view?usp=sharing