Preposterously Reverend Lord Professor Bishop Baron Lord Richard Harries, Baron Pentregarth, Gresham Professor of Divinity, Baron, Bishop, Professor, Lord…

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, the banking crisis. Yes, that’s right, I’m actually going to talk about the news. I will explain, in great detail, how theology impacts the effects of interest rates on government bond prices. You will see how invisible magic stuff makes clear why banks are being forced to sell assets at a loss. And from the perspective of the Apostolic Succession you will finally understand what has caused a run on several U.S. banks.

Or alternatively, Banking depends on trust.
Trust features in many made up stories.
Jesus trusted Judas, who betrayed him. Although this is not a made up story, so made up stories are not relevant to this at all.