Kanye West has had his Twitter and Instagram accounts suspended after a series of anti-Semitic outbursts.

In more cheerful news, there’s a Big Jewish Festival coming up. Happy nearly Simchat Torah everyone, where we get to the end of the Big Book of Magic Stuff and go back to the beginning again.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1cy4LY3gyJDY3mzG6A7pRJ06NE2QFVZ-u/view?usp=sharing

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, we no longer have public executions. They had to make their own entertainment in those days. Which brings me to Jesus somehow. Jesus says not to punish sinners. And if you don’t believe me you’ll go to hell.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1q9bJDxBwwMqL26pMYfNvPFmBV3z4JFwq/view?usp=sharing

Too many old men order young people to do the impossible. The Big Book of Magic Stuff, that the old men never read, is very clear that this is wrong.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1fEEMbBiXHbq8C5mVtWOT-CbQtamIw1ms/view?usp=sharing

Nicola Sturgeon has dared to insult the much loved Conservative Party. The Big Book of Magic Stuff warns us of this. “Always be Woke and remember there are snowflakes out there”, it wisely proclaims, “Oh, and yes, you can massacre the inhabitants of the Promised Land.”

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1tv5kQap3dgokFkxgWGXg4RvqiFxq0N3V/view?usp=sharing

We’re closer to nuclear armageddon than any time since the Cuban missile crisis.

Fortunately, the Pope fixed the Cuban missile crisis. Now we have bad Patriarch Kirill, who’s not a proper Christian like me. But there’s lots more proper Christians than not-at-all-proper-Christians like Patriarch Kirill. One of the proper Christians is bound to come up with a way of solving the current crisis.

All we need is somebody Christian, that is universally admired by everyone, to come up with some sort of amazing idea. It really is that simple.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1TVmJiwj1PzpZ3J0nTPzFlh9OmSlDCIXH/view?usp=sharing