Rev Dr Dr Prof David Wilkinson, Principal of St John’s College Durham

We’re closer to nuclear armageddon than any time since the Cuban missile crisis.

Fortunately, the Pope fixed the Cuban missile crisis. Now we have bad Patriarch Kirill, who’s not a proper Christian like me. But there’s lots more proper Christians than not-at-all-proper-Christians like Patriarch Kirill. One of the proper Christians is bound to come up with a way of solving the current crisis.

All we need is somebody Christian, that is universally admired by everyone, to come up with some sort of amazing idea. It really is that simple.

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