His Grace The Most Reverend and Right Honourable Justin Welby, Lord Archbishop of Canterbury, Primate of all England

On a day like today, we really need an extra special Thought For The Day. That means wheeling out the real big hitter. No trainee vicars or nebulous eastern mystics will do on a day like this. Yes, it is I, live and in person, the one and only Supreme Leader of the Worldwide Anglican Communion, here to bring the kind of special insight that only I can deliver. I will bring you words of comfort and reassurance. I will show you the way ahead. Listen to what I have to say.

Jesus said, “Whatever.”