Rev Dr Isabelle Hamley, Chaplain to the Archbishop of Canterbury

The pandemic of the Invisible Magic Friend’s Holy Virus is over, apart from the number of people dying of it. If it wasn’t over, the Prime Minister wouldn’t be dropping all restrictions. I mean, what other possible reason could he have?

It gives us all Hope. Hope was invented by Christians and is something that only Christians have. So I’ll take some time to explain the concept to all you godless heathens out there.