And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, Passover under the Invisible Magic Friend’s Holy Virus is here again.
We will remember the non-enslavement of the Jews by the Egyptians and cheer at the genocide of Egyptian children. The menu is as follows…
I was ill with the Invisible Magic Friend’s Holy Virus and still am not perfectly recovered. Being visible is important. Fortunately, one third of the Invisible Magic Friend was temporarily visible and could go around healing people. If only he was still visible today. Unfortunately he’s not. It’s not that he’s any less all powerful when he’s invisible. He’s just not that bothered.
Happy anniversary of the Invisible Magic Friend’s Holy Virus. Oh yes, the Invisible Magic Friend. I wasn’t going to mention him but now that the subject’s come up, let’s talk about him and how he is also her. Hinduism is especially relevant here. In Hinduism…
It’s the anniversary of the Invisible Magic Friend’s Holy Virus. It’s almost Easter, and Passover, and the anniversary of other things that never happened. So anniversaries are definitely important.
Lots of people are dying from the Invisible Magic Friend’s Holy Virus. This is his way of saying he loves us and wants to take us back to him.