The Invisible Magic Friend has given us Feb 29th as an extra day today. But what is time? The Big Book of Magic Stuff explains it all.

Some foolish people blame the Invisible Magic Friend for the coronavirus. This is wrong. The Invisible Magic Friend only invents nice things.

Jesus said not to be afraid of the pestilence that comes just before the end times. As long as you believe in him you’ll be all right. Everyone else is going to look very silly.

Women can have a really terrible time.

Religion, and in particular the Koran, makes things so much better for women.

Life expectancy in England has gone down. Yes, I known what you’re thinking, that’s just like today being the start of Lent. Isn’t Lent just fascinating to everyone. I think I’ll talk about that for the next 3 minutes.

Jean Vanier and Harvey Weinstein used their position to act as sexual predators.

This is the exact opposite of the Virgin Mary. (Ed. No it isn’t.)