Has anyone mentioned, the definitely not gay, Saint Cardinal Newman? No? Well let me just mention him.

Who’s going to unite Brexiteers and Remainers? Go on, guess. No it’s not Saint Cardinal Newman, but you were close. It’s Jesus! Just like Jesus united the people of Northern Ireland.

Just one more mention of Saint Cardinal Newman.

Misogyny needs to be exposed wherever it occurs. The solution is to learn from us Sikhs, except the misogynistic Sikhs.

Are you feeling depressed? Don’t worry, the Invisible Magic Friend will sort it all out.

Just look at Job. After ruining Job’s life for a bet, including killing his family, the Invisible Magic Friend made it all better again, and gave Job a new family. See how good he is?

There’s been more racism in football.

Tut, tut, tut. You won’t find any of that in Hinduism, which teaches love, not hate.

The Nobel Prize in Economics has been won by Abhijit Banerjee, Esther Duflo and Michael Kremer, for their experimental approach to alleviating poverty.

Therefore Jesus.