Tina Beattie, Professor of being Catholic

A baby born to a woman in a coma who was suffering from the Invisible Magic Friend’s Holy Virus. A Whale trapped in the Thames. These are just some of the stories in the news.

Isn’t The Pope just fantastic!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1tszgQb-SfoybWF8ojkrHmFbF-GRtdcwC/view?usp=sharing

Rev Dr Dr Prof David Wilkinson, Principal of St John’s College Durham

Some woman thinks she’s been abducted by aliens 52 times. I mean, phew, what a loony.

Seriously though, the earth was created by my Invisible Magic Friend, and he wants us all to see how beautiful it looks from space.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1vANwYIMeroHZKeHDbdaWjSwrPftY8k55/view?usp=sharing