Tina Beattie, Professor of being Catholic

A baby born to a woman in a coma who was suffering from the Invisible Magic Friend’s Holy Virus. A Whale trapped in the Thames. These are just some of the stories in the news.

Isn’t The Pope just fantastic!


Rev Dr Dr Prof David Wilkinson, Principal of St John’s College Durham

Some woman thinks she’s been abducted by aliens 52 times. I mean, phew, what a loony.

Seriously though, the earth was created by my Invisible Magic Friend, and he wants us all to see how beautiful it looks from space.