Scintillatingly Rev and non-female Philip North, Bishop of Burnley and not Bishop of Sheffield

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, it’s nearly the feast of the temporary sacrifice of the temporarily visible third of the Invisible Magic Friend to the other bits of the Invisible Magic Friend, to save us from the inherited effects of the primordial talking snake incident, for which the Invisible Magic Friend had condemned us all. Which is exactly like the virus.